From femmes who channel Marlene Dietrich in the sexiest of suits to men who love nothing more than the feel silky panties stretched tight against their skin, these characters boldly indulge their fantasies of being a girl - or a guy - for a night. Drag queens get dolled up for a night on the town, a dyke packs a special surprise beneath her dress, and a devoted husband puts his dress-up skills to the ultimate test in this seductive new collection.
The ultimate DIY project guide for techie dads raising kids in their own geeky image, in the spirit of The Dangerous Book for Boys Today's generation of dads grew up more tech-savvy than ever. Rather than joining the Little League team, many grew up playing computer games, Dungeons and Dragons, and watching Star Wars. Now with kids of their own, these digital-age dads are looking for fresh ways to share their love of science and technology, and help their kids develop a passion for learning and discovery. Enter supergeek, and father of two, Ken Denmead. An engineer and editor of the incredibly popular GeekDad blog on wired.com, Ken has created the ultimate, idea-packed guide guaranteed to help dads and kids alike enjoy the magic of playtime together and tap into the infinite possibility of their imagination. With illustrations throughout, this book offers projects for all ages to suit any timeframe or budget. With Denmead's expert guidance, you and your child can: •Fly a night-time kite ablaze with lights or launch a video camera with balloons •Construct the "Best Slip n' Slide Ever," a guaranteed thrill ride •Build a working lamp with LEGO bricks and CDs •Create a customized comic strip or your own board game •Transform any room into a spaceship •Make geeky crafts like cyborg jack-o'-lanterns or Ethernet cuff links Brimming with endlessly fun and futuristic tidbits on everything from gaming to gadgets, GeekDad helps every tech-savvy father unleash his inner kid-and bond with the next generation of brainiacs. Watch a Video
Disgusting Beautiful Immoral is no doubt, the dirtiest book in the world. It also happens to be smart, funny, sweet, and kinky as hell. From ageplay to spanking and threesomes to moresomes, the story speeds through New York City on a filthy bender of love, desire, and twisted passion. Here's what the narrator Thomas has to say about it: Nobody has ever loved a woman the way Brent and I loved Kelly. I met her first, and for a while, I thought that mattered. We hooked up at a party, crawled into bed a few days later, and before I knew it she was calling me Daddy as we did everything filthy thing we could dream up. The time after college was the most messed up fuck-fest of a summer I have ever had, and it didn't stop there. But love comes in different packages, and when Brent finally came back to the city everything changed in an instant. Maybe it was the first time I undressed her in front of him while our roommates watched, or maybe it was that early morning when he parted her legs as I lay next to them on the bed. Whatever it was, the three of us were thrown into a love that couldn't be defined or controlled no matter how hard I tried. Messy, glorious, and hot as hell, Disgusting Beautiful Immoral is a kinky thrill ride through New York City just as the millennium was ending. We did things to Kelly I didn't know where possible, and together we forged something entirely new. (MMF, M/F, FF, D/s, DP, MMMMM/F, Anal, Spanking, and some more I'm forgetting)
Tracy's Mom is hot. I know, Tracy is my girlfriend, and I should pretend I don't notice these things, but that's just not how it goes. Besides, if there was a rumor going around school that your girlfriend's mom had made a porno back in the 90's, you wouldn't be able to keep your eyes off her either. So, what was I supposed to do when Ms. Sullivan asked me to come over and help out one weekend when Tracy was out of town? I mean, come on. I'm a nice guy, it would have been rude not to lend a hand. Besides, I absolutely had to know what went on in that movie she made. As you can probably guess, this is a dirty story intended for grownups. Reader discretion is advised. And probably a candle, some personal lubrication and a little peace and quiet.
Transcripts of the actual sexual fantasies of more than 150 women complement a work that explores how the demands of contemporary society on women have transformed their sexual fantasies. Reprint.
The first novel by Guy New York, The Island on the Edge of Normal, follows James from New York City to the coast of Maine where he struggles to forget his past by destroying his memories one page at a time. As he settles into his new life, he finds himself falling in love with Issa, the married women whose house he is sharing. When he learns that Issa and Paul have an open marriage he’s forced to make decisions he’s tried hard to avoid. But the more comfortable he becomes, the more his past returns, until suddenly it arrives on the island in the form of Jane, the woman he’s been trying so hard to forget. Even as James learns about non-jealous husbands, handsome tourists, and growing up on the edge of normal, he’s still consumed by guilt, fear, and a deep-seated anger that he doesn’t fully understand and can’t let go. A tale of love, lust, and redemption, The Island on the Edge of Normal pushes the boundaries of what it means to create, destroy, and forgive.
Petronius' Satyricon, long regarded as the first 'novel' of the Western tradition, has always sparked controversy. It has been puzzled over as a strikingly modernist riddle, elevated as a work of exemplary comic realism, condemned as obscene and repackaged as a morality tale. This reading of the surviving portions of the work shows how the Satyricon fuses the anarchic and the classic, the comic and the disturbing, and presents readers with a labyrinth of narratorial viewpoints. Dr Rimell argues that the surviving fragments are connected by an imagery of disintegration, focused on the pervasive Neronian metaphor of the literary text as a human or animal body. Throughout, she discusses the limits of dominant twentieth-century views of the Satyricon as bawdy pantomime, and challenges prevailing restrictions of Petronian corporeality to material or non-metaphorical realms. This 'novel' emerges as both very Roman and very satirical in its 'intestinal' view of reality.
People will tell you that writing is a grueling, miserable occupation, that should only be undertaken by the strong of heart and the bulletproof. They’ll inform you that you have to born a writer, and if you lack that certain something (they never know what it is), you’ll be mediocre at best. They’ll also tell you that the earth is 4,000 years old and racism is a myth, so don’t believe a fucking word they say. Every single one of you can make people come using just your words. Okay, you can’t force them, but you can inspire, excite, and entice them. You can seduce them, arouse them, and make them fall off their chairs laughing. And if you want, you can probably get them to come and laugh at the same time. This book will show you how.
While on vacation, Emily takes every chance she gets to cheat on her husband. From a waiter in a restaurant bathroom to college boys on the beach, her only requirement is that they’re all strangers. She is relentless in her pursuit of pleasure, often finding herself in compromising situations with her unaware husband just a few feet away. But after a long day of sexual exploits, her husband has his own agenda. And it’s one Emily must work hard to get through, especially if she’s to keep her secrets. A twisted story of a young woman’s desire to find her own satisfaction as she struggles with her husband’s difficult wants and needs.
As a Gentleman, Finn’s job is to sleep with the highest ranking and most beautiful nobility in all of Whiskytown, learn their secrets, seduce their daughters, and make them smile and laugh throughout all of it. Of course, on occasion, his clients also include old married couples, toothless Duchesses, an awkward aunt who is being left out of her inheritance but deserves something nice, and possibly a palace guard or two who are going through some things right now and just want to explore their options. But when Finn gets called to the palace for an incredibly discreet liaison, he quickly realizes he’s in over his head. While he knows he should be paying attention to who his clients are, politics just really aren’t his thing. Especially when there are pretty people to seduce, lots of good whisky to drink, and of course his best friend Brochan the thief to hang out with. As the two best friends get into some lovely trouble with a strong and beautiful mountain woman–who may not be what she seems–trouble begins to catch up with them both until they’re thrown into a dangerous game of murder, incest, and intrigue. The Queen’s Gentleman is a short story of 10,000 words intended for a somewhat open-minded audience who don’t mind a little naughtiness mixed in with their fantasy.
James inadvertently sets himself to the life of a cuckold when he invests his and his wife Beverly’s meager savings in Mitch’s firm. The financial golden boy doesn’t normally take small investments, but after seeing Beverly’s photo, Mitch knows the easiest way to get between her legs is to make her husband an irresistible offer: he will make them millions, in exchange for Beverly becoming his slut. James agrees but does not tell Beverly until the day Mitch comes to collect his ‘commission.’ He invites the couple to his penthouse, announces their money has multiplied, but tells them it isn’t theirs until he’s taken Beverly. Beverly is furious, but she is about to discover that one taste of Mitch’s monster cock will change her mind. As for poor cuckold James? He’s made a deal with the devil and now, he has to sit and watch as Mitch takes his wife... a wife determined to make him pay for his mistake.
"Black Passenger Yellow Cabs" is an erotic auto/ethnographic memoir exploring in easy layperson's terms the socio-psycho-sexual dynamics of Japan and the erotic capital of the Western male. It offers an exploration of deviant behavior in an exotic land and a journey from self-destruction to self-actualization.
What do the terms Master of Ceremonies, Hisbandman of Nature and My Body's Captain refer to? Synonyms for these and other phrases can be found in THE BALD HEADED HERMIT AND THE ARTICHOKE, a unique guide to the lingo of sex. Extensive historical research conducted by Peterkin led to the compilation of lists of phrases and workd referring to all saspects of huan sexuality from breasts and testicles, to fetishes and paraphernalia. Varying from the poetic and the medical to the macho, derogatory and obscene.
As soon as I told her I wanted to watch her with someone bigger than me, the gloves came off. I thought I was in control, at least at the beginning, but my wife had other ideas. Within just one week of sharing my fantasy, she was upstairs in the bathroom at a party doing things I never believed she would do. And when she invited a friend from work over, promising me that I could watch, things got completely out of control. Especially after she promised him that the next time he could do away with the condom and take her in the one place I had never been. Jessica went from my sweet faithful wife to the filthiest hotwife imaginable, letting her new lovers do things to her I had never thought possible. A twisted tale of a one man’s descent into cuckoldry, humiliation, and dreams come true, The Places They Come is a filthy novella full of group sex, bareback bulls, and twisted fantasies, that culminates in one crazy evening where every single rule is broken at the same time.
Crawl into bed with something filthy. Dirty Bedtime Stories are short, dirty, and hot, letting you fall to sleep with horrible thoughts running through your head. Kinky, sometimes taboo, and always explicit, each story will get your mind--and fingers--going. With over 100 pages to peruse, you should have many nights of tossing and turning in all the best ways. All 60 stories are from the highly erotic site Quickies in New York.
Alice worked for the Richardses for more than two years as their babysitter. She spent her summers in their pool, her winters by their fire, and she longed for the life they lived and the home they shared. The summer before she left for college is when it all happened. Mr. Richards scared her and excited her all at the same time, and when she gave in to temptation when she thought he wasn’t paying attention she discovered what had been lurking beneath the surface all along. His stern voice, calm demeanor, and unwavering demands soon left her trembling, shaking, and downright begging for everything he had to offer. And when he decided she needed to be spanked before losing her virginity, she found she couldn’t say no. From punishments to rewards, they satisfied every craving they had. (This is an explicit erotic story intended for adult audiences. It is 7,000 words long. It was originally published under the title “Babysitter”.)
Writing about sex (especially formative experiences) is a complicated endeavor, yet one which Guy New York pulls off beautifully and honestly. This collection of personal short stories spans new relationships, brief encounters, sorrow, regret, and exuberant lust-filled connections which hang in the balance between reality and imagination. Touching, erotic, and not without complications, the stories will delight, entice, and remind you what it’s like to discover something entirely new.
When Jack and Jane decide to say yes to everything, they begin their slow descent into complete degradation. A twisted and taboo tale of young love in summer, The Yes Rule follows the two lovers through a series of sexual adventures all leading towards inevitable disaster. By saying yes to everything, they drag everyone along until there is no way out again. And when Jack becomes obsessed with Jane's sister, and the two sisters begin fighting over their step-father's affection, their entire lives (and souls) are threatened. Taking place in New York in the mid 90's, the story moves from smoky bars to parks and penthouse apartments. No one is safe and nothing is off limits for these two lovers. The only question is, can their love survive the pressure of breaking every rule in the book? The story is gritty, filthy, and unambiguously unethical. If you like your smut to go so far past the line you can longer see it, then this is probably for you. You have been warned.

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