JINGLE BALLS! 'Chestnuts roasting on a...' Looking for a fun colouring book or a gift for someone who might appreciate a book full of artistic willies? 'Yule Knob' - Need a silly secret Santa, saucy stocking filler or hilarious hen night gift? Then Ella Cottons hilarious 'Cocktastic! Colourful Cocks' could be the book for you. Each beautifully designed black & white illustration depicts a famous male member taken from the world of Art ready for colouring. This is extreme mindfulness! Cocks found inside the book include:Michelangelo's David Medieval Nuns harvesting from the cock tree Roman winged penises Flower cocks Bhutanese knob dragons And many more! Ward off the 'Evil Eye' with these wonderful willies and their illuminating descriptions. Feel relaxed and amused while carefully colouring cock. Please note: Rubbing this book will not make it bigger. To see more of Ella's illustrations please visit: retroinc.co.uk
This book contains no nudity. No profanity. No sexual material of any kind. And yet it just might be the most obscene thing we've ever published! Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every spread features a dazzling full-color illustration with one thing missing a banana, perhaps, or a fire hose, or a sea serpent. Male readers can complete the illustrations using the talents God has given them. Are we serious? Yes! Is this funny? Absolutely! Will this be a terrific hit with college students, bachelorette parties, and exhibitionists of all ages? Of course! Penis Pokey is far and away the strangest and funniest novelty book we've seen in a long, long time.
FLASH LAUNCH SALE 3.75 (Usual price 5.25) Will end soon! Colourful Swear Words - A Colouring Book by Ella Cotton for Adults Please be aware that this is a new and updated version of Ella's original 'Colourful Insults' colouring book. We decided to change the title and include a few more designs. Need to Relax? To laugh and blow off steam? Stressed by work, a colleague or the daily commute? Looking for a gift for a friend who appreciates humorous insults? (or one who doesn't!) Then Ella Cottons hilarious 'Colourful Insults' could be the book for you. Each beautifully designed B/W illustration has its own typographical insult and is ready to colour in. This is extreme mindfulness! Insults found inside the book include: W*nkpuffin C*ckwomble W*nker Bullsh*tter Kn*b Goblin And many more! These wonderful insults and their illuminating descriptions will leave you relaxed and amused. Also perfect as a Secret Santa present! To see more of Ella's illustrations please visit: Retro Inc Books Facebook page"
Whimsical Willies: The Adults-Only Funny & Naughty Cock Coloring Book is filled with (soon to be) colorful cocks, dazzling dicks, and a plethora of pulchritudinous penises! Text pages with cock-themed dirty jokes appear between the coloring pages of this book to provide both some added humor and description of the images, as well as to provide a bleed-through buffer for those using coloring pens. There are 30 different large 8.5" X 11" (because size DOES matter!) naughty coloring pages in this book . Thumbnail images of all 30 pictures can be seen on the "Look Inside" or other preview feature where available. You'll find that this book for grown-ups provides a wide variety in theme and design complexity, allowing for adult coloring enjoyment for beginners and experts alike. A mixture of both white and black background coloring images are included. While some may purchase this book simply as a humorous and slightly dirty gag gift or adult party activity (birthday parties, bridal showers, bachelorette/hen parties, etc.), it is intended to provide plenty of fun and entertainment for serious colorists as well. Get your copies (be generous with your love and get extras for your friends!) of Whimsical Willies: The Adults-Only Funny & Naughty Cock Coloring Book today!
Gay Sex Positions: A Coloring Book is an adult-themed coloring book of gay sexual positions that you can add to your repertoire. It's a collection of scenes to try with a partner or friends, including locker room, glory hole, at the office, group and orgy. Each illustration in this adult coloring book contains a variety of intricate details, with jewelry, tattoos, fabric prints, rugs, backgrounds and more for you to fill in. Use crayons, watercolors, charcoal, paint, colored pencils, pastels or any combination to create beautiful, full-color scenes. Gay Sex Positions: A Coloring Book is the first volume of a three-volume set, with 23 illustrations in each.
Yoni is the Sanskrit word for womb or sacred passage-and what better way to consider this most sacred part of a woman's body than in this goddess-like aspect? With 22 different hand-drawn designs by artist H.L. Brooks, this coloring book celebrates the yoni both as a symbol of womanhood and also as a highly individual form-unique to every woman and each beautiful in her own way. The pages are printed on the front side only, allowing you to use markers, gel pens, or watercolors as well as colored pencils or crayons, and each intricately drawn yoni is presented on a plain background, waiting for your creative touches (stars, rainbows, paisley patterns, hearts, or what-have-you).
Stays and Corsets: Historical Patterns Translated for the Modern Body goes a step beyond traditional historical costuming texts by not only providing you with historical pattern diagrams and information, but by showing you how to adapt these patterns to the contemporary body shape. Using her original pattern-drafting system, author Mandy Barrington will show you how to draft a historical pattern for a modern body shape, while still retaining an accurate historical silhouette. Each pattern has been generated from an original stay, corset, or pattern taken from a historical garment. The instructions to follow these new patterns are designed to accommodate any size of female figure, allowing you to avoid extremely difficult, time consuming, and inaccurate historical pattern re-sizing Requiring only basic prior knowledge of pattern drafting, all calculations have been worked out for the costume maker and are provided in simple tables accompanied by easy-to-read, step-by-step diagrams that clearly show how the historical pattern is plotted onto the female basic block, coupled with photographs of the constructed stays and corsets.
The explosion of minimalism into the worlds of visual arts, music and literature in the mid-to-late twentieth century presents one of the most radical and decisive revolutions in aesthetic history. Detested by some, embraced by others, minimalism's influence was immediate, pervasive and lasting, significantly changing the way we hear music, see art and read literature. In The Theory of Minimalism, Marc Botha offers the first general theory of minimalism, equally applicable to literature, the visual arts and music. He argues that minimalism establishes an aesthetic paradigm for rethinking realism in genuinely radical terms. In dialogue with thinkers from both the analytic and continental traditions – including Kant, Danto, Agamben, Badiou and Meillassoux – Botha develops a constellation of concepts which together encapsulate the transhistorcial and transdisciplinary reach of minimalism. Illustrated by a range of historical, canonical and contemporary minimalist works of different media, from the caves of early Christian ascetics to Samuel Beckett's late prose, Botha offers a bold and provocative argument which will equip readers with the tools to engage critically with past, present and future minimalism, and to recognize how, in a culture caught between the poles of excess and austerity, minimalism still matters.
The Kinky Coloring Book is back with an all-new fourth edition. Featuring 35 black and white Illustrations of the hottest Bay Area alternative models drawn by Pin-Up artist James Courtney. This is not a little kid's coloring book. So grab some colored pencils. It is time for some more adult coloring fun!
40 Pages of Naughty and Stress Relieving Cock Designs Honey-Cock Contains 40 Naughty and Stress Relieving Cock Designs Filled with Mandalas, Floral, Paisley and Henna Patterns We have carefully selected the highest quality designs from our favorite artist to give you the best coloring experience, entertainment and relaxation. Designs range in complexity from beginner to expert-level thereby making this book perfect for both beginners and long time coloring enthusiasts. Each full-page image is so highly detailed you could easily spend several hours on just one image! And, each image is printed on its own page to reduce bleed-through. Suitable for coloring pens, markers, pencils, pastels and Crayons Provides hours and hours of stress relief, mindful calm, and fun, creative expression. Join millions of adults all around the world who are rediscovering the simple relaxation and joy of coloring! It is time you relax and let the creativity flow through you.
"Dicktivity Book is 52 pages of rock hard fun"-Oprah. Whether they are engaging in water sports, doing karate, or just hanging out, nobody can deny that dicks are kind of weird looking and awesome. This book is the #1 source for activities featuring dicks. Bridging both education and humor, Dicktivity Book is a ground-breaking adult activity book that promises to bring more dick into your life. Perfect for stags or stagettes, birthday parties, or your Grandparent's 50th wedding anniversary, Dicktivity Book is truly a versatile gift.
For four decades, the legendary painter Wayne Thiebaud taught, passionately, at the University of California Davis, until retiring aged 70. As a teacher, Thiebaud had introduced thousands of undergraduates to the delights of great art and art making. Thiebaud still refers to exercises he would assign his students when explaining the dynamics of his own works. Here, collected for the first time, are student records of Thiebaud's famous lectures, which include Beginning Drawing, Descriptive Drawing, Life Drawing, Beginning Painting, Printmaking, and Theory and Criticism. These lecture notes are, apart from everything else, delightful and vibrant. They are concrete, efficient, not the wanderings of an imported academic star who takes class off early to get to the tennis courts.
Hey Ms. Unicorn, what naughty ideas do you have in mind today? Let's color you and find out! Your colored artwork reflects your personality because your choices are all your own. It reflects the state of your mind, which makes it a reliable tool when diagnosing mental and emotional illnesses. Grab a copy now!
A little naughtiness can rescue you from your stress or boredom. The heck with florals, animals, leaves, or swirls. These coloring pages are loaded with designs created from sexual body parts, sexy attire and sex toys! There's no doubt sex can be fun and joyous and lead to a relaxed state of mind and body. Celebrate it, indulge yourself and let your imagination explode within these coloring pages.Sex-y Mandalas includes 35 different mandalas filled with sexual coloring designs. Some of the designs are blatant and others are more subtle but each one is fun and sexy. Now's the time to spice up your love of mandalas with some sexiness!Each sexy mandala coloring page is single-sided plus there are bonus images included.
Get this Funny Cock Coloring Book at this Fantastic Price Today! This Cock Coloring Book Makes a Hilarious Offensive Gift Idea for Family and Friends Cock Coloring Book: Single sided pages to help with bleed through from marker pens Black background coloring book for an amazing dramatic effect High quality designs from start to finish Two color test pages and two color blend test pages at the back of the book Description:At Dr. Funtimes Coloring Emporium we specialize in Funny and Offensive Coloring Books for Adults. All of our books feature single sided pages. This allows you to either cut out the pages using scissors or a knife or add scrap paper between the pages in order to stop bleed through caused by marker pens. This means this book is suitable for every type of coloring pencil or marker pen. All of the pages in our books have a midnight black background extending right to the edge of the paper. This gives the finished pages a super dramatic effect and accentuates your color choices more than ever before. If you're looking for a funny coloring book gift idea or a hilarious yet relaxing coloring book for yourself, this Cock Coloring Book makes a fantastic choice!

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