REGULAR LIST PRICE $12.99 2016 GIFT IDEAS: ADULT COLORING BOOKS > HUMOROUS "Teaching is the Best Contraceptive in the World." ---The Snarky Mandala You've molded play dough and minds and guided lessons and lives. You're a coach, counselor, and cape-less hero who deserves endless thanks and a starting salary of ten million dollars a year. When inspiring and shaping the future of the world gets to be too much, flip open this Coloring Book for Grown Ups for some laughs and love! #Teacherlife is the best life! Happy Coloring! Product Details: Premium matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring mediums High quality 60# paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" pages The Papeterie Bleu collection includes: Mom Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533270775 Nurse Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533081964 Teacher Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533134065 Dad Life: A Manly Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 153331568X Mindful Mandalas: A Mandala Coloring Book - ISBN 1530608759 Southern Sayings & Sass: A Chalkboard Coloring Book - ISBN 1533320578 Scribbles & Doodles: A Coloring Journal - ISBN 1945888237 Wonderland at Midnight: A Fantasy Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533528500
Nurses, you truly are angels in disguise. In the most trying times and stressful circumstances, you are compassionate, kind, wise, and patient beyond measure. But let's be real. All that self-sacrifice must give you daydreams of hijacking some gurneys and pushing each other straight to Mexico for vacation. Well, put back the gurneys and pick up this Coloring Book for Grown-Ups instead! With each page you color, feel the exhaustion and stress melt away like so many ocean waves and margaritas.
Irreverent sayings for educators fill the pages of Teacher Swears. They are meant for entertainment purposes for grownups only so don't get bent out of shape about them. Sometimes after a long hard day of dealing with the little darlings, their parents, and the administration, you just need to chill out. To sit back with your beverage of choice and color the things you really want to say to all those people who got on your last nerve today, and if you can learn a few new "choice phrases" so much the better! Teacher Swears is the perfect way to unwind and release your inner potty mouth. Enjoy these irreverent, yet beautiful adult coloring pages. Then sit back and sigh after a job well done. These single sided pages range from moderate to highly detailed and include abstract patterns, animals, flowers and more... Each has its own cleverly coded swear that, while not necessarily appropriate for the classroom will definitely relieve stress in the break room! Sayings like "Holy Cheeseballs," "Zip it Happy Meal," and my personal favorite, "F.O.C.U.S. People!" (standing for F*ck Off Cuz' Ur Stupid!). You'll find these and 22 other humorous, subversive sayings to expand your inappropriate vocabulary and help you de-stress and relax! 25 Unique Hand Curated Designs To Color Hilarious subversive sayings gathered with teaches in mind and incorporated into Coloring Pages designed for Adults Each "Swear word" is Designed with multilayered beautiful patterns Each Coloring Page is designed to help you blow off steam by ranting and relaxing The Variety of Pages Ensure there is something for every skill level Your Choice of coloring tool can be used (Pens, Pencils, Markers, Crayons etc) Each Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through The book is 8" x 10" complete with 2 color test sheets Scroll Up and get your copy of Teacher Swears right now, perhaps even get one for a friend so you can color and relax together! WARNING: This swear word adult coloring book contains lots of IMMATURE ADULT LANGUAGE and is not intended for children."
Get fantastic value for money with this huge Teacher Coloring Book! The 40 funny, super relatable designs in this coloring book for adults will provide hours of relaxation! Features of this Teacher Coloring Book: Single sided coloring pages allow for the pages to be removed Suitable for markers, felt tips, gel pens, coloring pencils and more due to single sided, removable pages Professional quality designs from start to finish 3 Color test pages at the back of the book Teacher Coloring Book:This Teacher coloring book contains 40 single sided coloring pages. This allows you to remove each page for framing or hanging. This also helps reduce bleed through onto the other designs even if you are using markers, making this book suitable for everything from coloring pencils through to marker pens. The funny Teacher designs contained within this humorous book are hand picked by us here at Adult Coloring World to ensure fantastic quality. We know that sometimes you will buy a book after being impressed initially by an amazing design on the cover, only to be disappointed with the books contents when you open it. Well we make sure this never happens with any of our books and we can assure you that all of the designs inside are high quality from start to finish. This adult coloring book contains a wide variety of designs, each complete with a very relatable, funny quotes making this book a perfect Teacher gift idea.
If you're a teacher, YOU need this coloring book... as in RIGHT NOW!* In this book you'll find over 40 of the funniest, wisest and truest stress-reducing, laugh-inducing designs a teacher could ever color. Be the envy of everyone else in the break room while you chill, color and share these witty masterpieces: "Trying to understand the behavior of some students is like trying to taste the sound of blue." "I'm not crazy because I teach. I'm crazy because I like it." "Please don't make it difficult for me to be the teacher I always imagined I'd be." "I'm that teacher your friends warned you about last year." And dozens more fun sayings on fun-to-color kaleidoscopic backgrounds! Now. You know you've have to have this. Get your copy now and be the coolest teacher on the block. Tell your colleagues to get their own darn copy. * If you are NOT a teacher, but are looking for a gift for a teacher - well, this is the perfect thing. Just saying. They will love it. 84 pages, 41 glorious designs, 8.5" x 11". Perfect. Just perfect.
It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. #Momlife is the best life! Happy Coloring! Pages Include the following: Congratulations on Your New Vajayjay Tub Poop Happens Threenager I Look So Peaceful when my Kids are Sleeping Potty Like a Rock Star I Breed Nonsleepers My Little Monsters No Talkie Before Coffee Toddlers are Aholes Toddzilla I Love you to the Moon and Back Mommy's Juicebox Terrible Twos Coffee versus Sleep This Kid Wine Rhymes with Friday Motherhood Winging It Blowout Little Dude Door Bell Broken Lil Miss In Dog Wine Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Serenity Now Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On Wild Child Don't You Dare Call Me Ma'am Laundry Keep Calm and Mommy On Normalize Breastfeeding Mama Hair Don't Care Other Information: Best Sellers Adult Coloring Books: The Secret Garden by Johanna Basford Lost Ocean by Johanna Basford Magical Jungle by Johanna Basford Enchanted Forest by Johanna Basford Calm the F Down by Sara O'hara Creative Haven Owls Coloring Book by Creative Haven Creative Haven Creative Cats Coloring Book by Dover Sweary Coloring Book Bestselling Top 100 Amazon Books: Harry Potter and the Cursed Child by J.K. Rowling The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up by Marie Kondo First 100 Words by Roger Priddy To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee Go Set a Watchman by Harper Lee When Breath Becomes Air by Paul Kalanithi Me Before You by Jojo Moyes Adult Coloring Books by Coloring Books for Adults The Whole30 by Melissa Hartwig How to Win Friends & Influence People by Dale Carnegie 10-Day Green Smoothie Cleanse by JJ Smith Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids by Rob Elliott The 5 Love Languages by Gary D Chapman Adult Coloring Book by Blue Star Coloring The Going-To-Bed Book by Sandra Boynton Pretty Happy by Kate Hudson Harry Potter Coloring Book by Scholastic If you like these books, you will love Mom Life: Moms on Call Toddlers are Aholes Go the F to Sleep What to Expect When You're Expecting
This stress-relieving adult coloring book, designed especially for classroom teachers, includes all 30 designs from the popular Affirmations and Encouragement Coloring Book for Grown-Ups, plus a bonus license and printable PDF for use in your classroom. Each coloring page contains an encouraging affirmation illustrated with mandalas, flowers, butterflies, geometric patterns, garden designs, buildings, seascapes, and more. Color your way to calm with these simple, joyful messages and encouraging designs for teachers.
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From the brilliantly witty and exuberant New York Times bestselling author Ken Jennings, a history of humor—from fart jokes on clay Sumerian tablets all the way up to the latest Twitter gags and Facebook memes—that tells the story of how comedy came to rule the modern world. For millennia of human history, the future belonged to the strong. To the parent who could kill the most animals with sticks and to the child who could survive the winter or the epidemic. When the Industrial Revolution came, masters of business efficiency prospered instead, and after that we placed our hope in scientific visionaries. Today, in a clear sign of evolution totally sliding off the rails, our most coveted trait is not strength or productivity or even innovation, but being funny. Yes, funniness. Consider: presidential candidates now have to prepare funny "zingers" for debates. Newspaper headlines and church marquees, once fairly staid affairs, must now be “clever,” stuffed with puns and winks. Airline safety tutorials—those terrifying laminated cards about the possibilities of fire, explosion, depressurization, and drowning—have been replaced by joke-filled videos with multimillion-dollar budgets and dance routines. In Planet Funny, Ken Jennings explores this brave new comedic world and what it means—or doesn’t—to be funny in it now. Tracing the evolution of humor from the caveman days to the bawdy middle-class antics of Chaucer to Monty Python’s game-changing silliness to the fast-paced meta-humor of The Simpsons, Jennings explains how we built our humor-saturated modern age, where lots of us get our news from comedy shows and a comic figure can even be elected President of the United States purely on showmanship. Entertaining, astounding, and completely head-scratching, Planet Funny is a full taxonomy of what spawned and defines the modern sense of humor.
A modern and energetically designed encyclopedia of DIY with everything you need to know to roll up your sleeves and cook it, build it, sew it, clean it, or repair it yourself. In other words, everything you would have learned from your shop and home ec teachers, if you'd had them. The Useful Book features 138 practical projects and how-tos, with step-by-step instructions and illustrations, relevant charts, sidebars, lists, and handy toolboxes. There’s a kitchen crash course, including the must-haves for a well-stocked pantry; how to boil an egg (and peel it frustration-free); how to grill, steam, sauté, and roast vegetables. There’s Sewing 101, plus how to fold a fitted sheet, tie a tie, mop a floor, make a bed, and set the table for a formal dinner. Next up: a 21st-century shop class. The tools that everyone should have, and dozens of cool projects that teach fundamental techniques. Practice measuring, cutting, and nailing by building a birdhouse. Make a bookshelf or a riveted metal picture frame. Plus: do-it-yourself plumbing; car repair basics; and home maintenance, from priming and painting to refinishing wood floors.
Celebrate the beauty and excitement of Dia de los Muertos, the Day of the Dead, as you relax and color our intricately designed Sugar Skull illustrations, each printed on a full page on a dramatic black background. It is time to pull out the neon markers, fluorescent pens, and turn on the black lights to let these masterpieces shine! Happy Coloring! Coloring Pages Included in this Book: Star Sugar Skull Cover Page Thorny Rose Sugar Skull Doodle Eyes Sugar Skull Goatee Sugar Skull Star Diamond Sugar Skull Complex Pattern Sugar Skull Toothless Heart Eyes Sugar Skull Fire Leaf Eye Sugar Skull Candle Eye Sugar Skull with Floral Beautiful Woman Sugar Skull with Necklace Spider Web Sugar Skull Butterfly Pattern Sugar Skull Candle Eye Sugar Skull Poinsettia Sugar Skull with Zentangle Eyes Rose in Teeth Sugar Skull 3D Silhouette Female Sugar Skull with Pretty Makeup 3D Sugar Skull with Candles and Flowers Master Colorist Sugar Skull with Complex Design Angry Sugar Skull with Flame Eyes 3D Garden Sugar Skull With Vines and Spider Webs Female Sugar Skull with Skull Eyes and Flowers 3D Starry Eyed Sugar Skull Leaves & Flowers Sugar Skull Cherry & Flames Sugar Skull Intricate Butterfly Sugar Skull with Vines & Flowers Gorgeous Lady Sugar Skull with Flowers and Thorns Laughing Skull with Flower Eyes for Beginners Cute Sugar Skull with Doodle Patterns Illuminati Sugar Skull with Heart Nose Flower Eating Sugar Skull Rose Eye Woman Sugar Skull with Pearls and Bow in Long Hair Classic Sugar Skull with Flower Details Hibiscus Female Sugar Skull with Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend 3D Side Angle Sugar Skull for Intermediate Colorists Hipster Sugar Skull with Sunglasses and Rose Thorns Other Information: Best Sellers Adult Coloring Books: The Secret Garden by Johanna Basford Lost Ocean by Johanna Basford Magical Jungle by Johanna Basford Enchanted Forest by Johanna Basford Calm the F Down by Sara O'hara Creative Haven Owls Coloring Book by Creative Haven Creative Haven Creative Cats Coloring Book by Dover Sweary Coloring Book Bestselling Top 100 Amazon Books: Harry Potter and the Cursed Child by J.K. Rowling The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up by Marie Kondo First 100 Words by Roger Priddy To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee Go Set a Watchman by Harper Lee When Breath Becomes Air by Paul Kalanithi Me Before You by Jojo Moyes Adult Coloring Books by Coloring Books for Adults The Whole30 by Melissa Hartwig How to Win Friends & Influence People by Dale Carnegie 10-Day Green Smoothie Cleanse by JJ Smith Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids by Rob Elliott The 5 Love Languages by Gary D Chapman Adult Coloring Book by Blue Star Coloring The Going-To-Bed Book by Sandra Boynton Pretty Happy by Kate Hudson Harry Potter Coloring Book by Scholastic If you like these books, you will love Sugar Skulls at Midnight: Moms on Call Toddlers are Aholes Go the F to Sleep What to Expect When You're Expecting "
A Teacher's Life is a collection of over 140 cartoons based on the popular Facebook page that hilariously captures the ups and down of life as a teacher. Filled with funny observations of classroom antics, this book will have you smiling in sympathy and laughing out loud. It's the perfect 'Thank You' for every teacher for all they put up with over the course of the school year!
REGULAR LIST PRICE $12.99 2016 GIFT IDEAS: ADULT COLORING BOOKS > HUMOROUS #Momlife is the best life! It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. Happy Coloring! Product Details: Premium matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring mediums High quality 60# paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" pages Pages Include the following: Congratulations on Your New Vajayjay Tub Poop Happens Threenager I Look So Peaceful when my Kids are Sleeping Potty Like a Rock Star I Breed Nonsleepers My Little Monsters No Talkie Before Coffee Toddlers are Aholes Toddzilla I Love you to the Moon and Back Mommy's Juicebox Terrible Twos Coffee versus Sleep This Kid Wine Rhymes with Friday Motherhood Winging It Blowout Little Dude Door Bell Broken Lil Miss In Dog Wine Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Serenity Now Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On Wild Child Don't You Dare Call Me Ma'am Laundry Keep Calm and Mommy On Normalize Breastfeeding Mama Hair Don't Care The Papeterie Bleu collection includes: Mom Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533270775 Nurse Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533081964 Teacher Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533134065 Dad Life: A Manly Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 153331568X Mindful Mandalas: A Mandala Coloring Book - ISBN 1530608759 Southern Sayings & Sass: A Chalkboard Coloring Book - ISBN 1533320578 Scribbles & Doodles: A Coloring Journal - ISBN 1945888237 Wonderland at Midnight: A Fantasy Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533528500
An amazing sequel to the groundbreaking debut, DRUMS, GIRLS & DANGEROUS PIE. Jeffrey isn't a little boy with cancer anymore. He's a teen who's in remission, but life still feels fragile. The aftereffects of treatment have left Jeffrey with an inability to be a great student or to walk without limping. His parents still worry about him. His older brother, Steven, lost it and took off to Africa to be in a drumming circle and "find himself." Jeffrey has a little soul searching to do, too, which begins with his escalating anger at Steven, an old friend who is keeping something secret, and a girl who is way out of his league but who thinks he's cute.
Adult Coloring Book Unique Designs to Color! | COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS * Many coloring pages designed for adults * Each coloring page is designed to help relax and inspire * The variety of pages ensure something for every skill level * Use your choice of coloring tool (pens, pencils, markers, crayons) * Each coloring page is on a separate sheet * Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun *Single-Sided Pages At 8.5x11
Andrew Yancy—late of the Miami Police and soon-to-be-late of the Monroe County sheriff’s office—has a human arm in his freezer. There’s a logical (Hiaasenian) explanation for that, but not for how and why it parted from its shadowy owner. Yancy thinks the boating-accident/shark-luncheon explanation is full of holes, and if he can prove murder, the sheriff might rescue him from his grisly Health Inspector gig (it’s not called the roach patrol for nothing). But first—this being Hiaasen country—Yancy must negotiate an obstacle course of wildly unpredictable events with a crew of even more wildly unpredictable characters, including his just-ex lover, a hot-blooded fugitive from Kansas; the twitchy widow of the frozen arm; two avariciously optimistic real-estate speculators; the Bahamian voodoo witch known as the Dragon Queen, whose suitors are blinded unto death by her peculiar charms; Yancy’s new true love, a kinky coroner; and the eponymous bad monkey, who with hilarious aplomb earns his place among Carl Hiaasen’s greatest characters. Here is Hiaasen doing what he does better than anyone else: spinning a tale at once fiercely pointed and wickedly funny in which the greedy, the corrupt, and the degraders of what’s left of pristine Florida—now, of the Bahamas as well—get their comeuppance in mordantly ingenious, diabolically entertaining fashion. From the Hardcover edition.
Bending the Universe immerses readers in the beautifully, brutally honest poetry of Justin Wetch—an idealist disguised as a pessimist. Organized into five sections (Society, Love, Life, Personal, and Nature), this collection explores everything from diversity to body image, heartbreak to politics. Poems spring from each page in a voice that’s almost audible—and always thought-provoking.

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